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prettyboyshyflizzy:

Woman Goes Crazy Because She Got Green Peppers Instead Of Red

Blonde: “ You got it wrong! You know what? I’m really glad you two can talk to each other in whatever language it is that you’re speaking, but it’s really rude! And if you want to be polite to the customer, okay? If you want to- hey! If you want to be polite to the customer then you speak English to the customer in America. Okay? My kids don’t eat green things! They eat red peppers!”

Worker: “Calm down.”

Blonde: “You calm down!”

Worker: “It’s usually made with green peppers.”

Blonde: “Okay! It’s usually made with green pepper! I ordered it with red pepper! What are you gonna do about it?”

Worker: “If you want, we can make a new one.”

Blonde: “How long is it gonna take?!”

Worker: 15 minutes.”

Blonde: “15 minutes?! I don’t have 15 minutes for you not to know English and for you not to get it right the first time! You get it right the first time! The customer is always right! That’s how it works here! I don’t have time for this! I don’t have time for 15 minutes of you two being rude, talking about whatever it is you’re talking about in whatever language it is that you’re speaking. Okay? This is America, and you get it right the first time! You get it right the first time! Get it right the first time! Get it right the first time, okay?” [crashes into door]

can’t get it right the first time trying to open the door tho